"What life are you at? 11? I attack you for 12. Now don't ask me why I thought you would survive that...I didn't want to kill you right then."

Because I can play Chips Challenge on my Axim.

"Not to be used as a floatation device."
"If you threw me, I would be a flying saucer."

Both of the above are on Taco Bell hot sauce packets...

"She is kind of cute, but I don't think she has any legs!"

"Gentlemen....Where'd she go?!?!?"

"Marathon has a physics engine?"
"Yes...you fall slllloooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyy"